Hahahahahahha: Intelligent Falling
This isn't a discussion on the existence of religion, just the factual evidence provided by science. Most of the time I am apathetic towards most people's beliefs, but this one was laughable.
The Onion has an article about intelligent falling with a man at the forefront named, Rev. Gabriel Burdett. If there is an all-mighty and powerful force holding us down it gives an easy explanation on why Jesus was able to walk on water (because the all powerful force let him) AND discounts a physical law of nature. Does that mean every time I am drunk it was God that pushed me off of my barstool and not my gravitational attraction to the floor? I digress. Just appears that the ends justify the means.
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FSM FTW.
God didnt push you, he let you fall - now get up and by me another drink.
edit - sorry I fucked the first comment (you know drinking and all/god pushed me off my bar stool)
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