Move, Moving, Moved

Belinda and I have moved into our new house and we will not have internet for at least a week.

See ya'll then.

FINAL WARRANTY NOTICE!

I got this in the mail the other day. Act now and get an additional 20% off this already great offer! The usual, send us ALL your information including your VIN# and mileage. What was really weird was the name was scribbled out with a ball point pen.

Tony Robbins HUNGRY!

So I was lazy and decided to get one of those Stoufer's Skillets dinner in a bag. What I didn't realize is that the serving size was for two. Two what? For two of the fattest American's? I followed the directions, Belinda and I ate, and this is what was left over.

Shotgun Photography at 75 mph

Belinda and I were traveling to Ft. Worth to get my truck and we were passed by a toaster on I-20. It says it right there on the back window. But I managed to stay in front of the high performance machine with the purple paint and flames.